May212012

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10AM
  • Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
  • You: It's because you're here.
10AM
  • person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
  • me: does it look like i give a fuck.
10AM
  • beast: hey i just met you
  • beast: and this is crazy
  • beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
  • DONT YOU DARE
  • TOUCH
  • MY WEST WING
  • BITCH.
  • UNDERSTAND?
  • beast: so come to dinner maybe
10AM

stephenell:

eating food while waiting for your other food to be ready

(Source: genest, via troyyy)

10AM

He said okay, ‘you’re not a witch you’re just an average student.’

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10AM

If you don’t reblog this, then you hate House of Anubis!

houseofanubisfan:

I love “House of Anubis”.

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10AM

my childhood.

  • Drake: You calling me a liar?!
  • Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
  • Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
  • Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
  • Josh: I hope you go bald!
  • Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
  • Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
10AM

this is why i hate popular music ._.

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
May182012

(via l0st--innocence)
10AM

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May162012
aliirose: Reblog if u think she is beautiful Join page on facebook https://www.facebook.com/iloveemoscene2

aliirose:

Reblog if u think she is beautiful

Join page on facebook
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1PM

cobblestonecatburglar:

houseofsibuna:

allaboutthemylife:

House of Protection / House of Letters

reblogging again cause..

I legit just gif’d part of this scene for this thing I’m doing omg

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1PM

I dream of the day when someone in the street comes up to me and goes “Excuse me, are you from tumblr?”

10knotes:

 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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1PM

wow i havent had sex in forever like literally forever because im a virgin

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